Alternative Scouting: Earn Your Merit Badge in Grave Robbing, Hexes, and Other Horrible Things

By on February 16, 2016

Get your badge in grave robbing, cryptozoology, espionage, curses and hexes, home dentistry, cannibalism, mind control, time travel, necromancy and more.
Alternative Scouting merit badges by Luke Drozd

Artist Luke Drozd created these Alternative Scouting merit badges based on a comic strip from his book Threnodies: Odes, Laments and Yarns. This is scouting for all of us weird kids. If you’re here on Cult of Weird right now, you’ve probably earned at least a few of these already:

  • Home Dentistry
  • Curses & Hexes
  • Grave Robbing
  • Violent Revenge
  • Cryptozoology
  • Prank Calls
  • Spirit Medium
  • Mind Control
  • Espionage
  • Money Laundering
  • Cannibalism
  • Arson
  • Mob Justice
  • Time Travel
  • Invisibility
  • Necromancy

Alternative Scouting merit badges Luke Drozd

Alternative Scouting merit badges Luke Drozd

Alternative Scouting merit badges Luke Drozd

Alternative Scouting merit badges Luke Drozd

Alternative Scouting merit badges are available to order now from the artist’s store right here.

Which badges have you already earned?

5 Comments

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    Paul Huffman

    March 1, 2016 at 12:31 pm

    Espionage, Grave Robbing, Money Laundering, Violent Revenge, lol. (Money Laundering) take it that it doesn’t mean leaving it in pockets in washing machine. LMAO.

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    Mari

    February 29, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    His store is closed till mid March. Bummer.

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    Satan is God

    February 26, 2016 at 9:02 pm

    I probably have most of them

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    Simsy

    February 25, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    i will take the following alternative merit badges:
    grave robbing
    spirit medium
    hexes and curses
    cannibalism (if my instagram is anything to go by lol )
    violent revenge

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    tamtam

    February 23, 2016 at 6:09 pm

    I’ll take badges for prank calling, home dentistry, and money laundering. Cryptozoology is next on the list

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