The Dying Drunkard

By on August 26, 2013

On Sunday, August 25th Christina and I embarked on an expedition to the sanctuary of the surreal: the House on the Rock in Spring Green, Wisconsin.

House on the Rock is home to extravagant and often unnerving collections of bizarre and obscure objects filling spaces alternating between cavernous and claustrophobic. However, it is the small, simple wooden cabinets in between that tend to hold the most intrigue.

On display throughout the dark, twisting labyrinth is a collection of macabre coin-op arcade machines that used to mystify crowds in Victorian-era British railway stations.

The first of these mechanical boxes we encountered on our decent into the strange depths was The Dying Drunkard, dated 1870.

The scene depicts a haggard old man lying in bed. When you drop a gold House on the Rock token into the coin slot, the sound of whirring gears inside the box casts the harrowing scene into motion. Skeletons begin popping out from behind the bed and inside the grandfather clock to torment the man as he lies helpless. Then, the closet door opens to reveal a glowing red passage to Hell as the Devil comes for the drunkard’s sorry soul.

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    Alex Printz

    August 29, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    The house was one of the last places I insisted on visiting before I moved from the midwest to the west coast. This machine has been one of my favorite things since I was a child, and I had to see it again.

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      August 29, 2013 at 4:17 pm

      I make a yearly pilgrimage there each year. The place is mecca for weirdos like myself.

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    August 27, 2013 at 11:40 am

    Glad you got to visit! I went this summer, and I’ll be going back this October! They’ll be allowing you in after dark, something they only do around Halloween.

    • Charlie Hintz

      Charlie Hintz

      August 27, 2013 at 11:56 am

      I haven’t been able to get there in over 15 years, so it was well overdo.

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