Weekend Weird: Valentine’s Edition

By on February 9, 2018

This week’s roundup of weird news includes big rockets, deep space penetration, and a man with an extraterrestrial lover.
Starman drives his Tesla Roadster through space
Starman cruises past Earth is his Tesla Roadster

This week Elon Musk and SpaceX made history by launching a car into space. Starman, coolly positioned in the driver’s seat of Musk’s midnight cherry red Tesla Roadster, listening to David Bowie while careening through the harsh vacuum of space, is a testament to human ingenuity and our ability to overcome. We are collectively screaming into the void that we will not let trivial things like physics keep us from propelling our junk into space.

And yeah, it was awesome. We are all lucky to have witnessed a billionaire’s enormous rocket-powered phallus shoot it’s load deep into the cosmos.

While we ponder the deeper philosophical implications of this great galactic coitus, let’s review some of the other strange (and equally perverse) news that happened right here on terra firma:

Weird news

Flat Earther couldn’t get his rocket up

Screaming woman tears her own eyeballs out

This funeral home-scented cologne is perfect for date night

Off limits: Sweetheart lingerie of WWII

Love and saucers: Meet the man who has sex with aliens

Was David Bowie’s exact date of death predicted by a psychic in the 70s?

Plagiarism software unveils new source for 11 of Shakespeare’s plays

The Victorian woman who drew pictures of ghosts

What Winchester gets wrong about an American landmark

Former CIA worker looks back at top secret time at Area 51

Image of David Bowie appears on granny’s bathroom sink

The sex toy shops that switched on a feminist revolution

Accused serial killer’s methods eerily match Stephen King story

Girl next door if next door was a funeral home
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