Alternative Scouting: Earn Your Merit Badge in Grave Robbing, Hexes, and Other Horrible Things

Get your badge in grave robbing, cryptozoology, espionage, curses and hexes, home dentistry, cannibalism, mind control, time travel, necromancy and more.
Alternative Scouting merit badges by Luke Drozd

Artist Luke Drozd created these Alternative Scouting merit badges based on a comic strip from his book Threnodies: Odes, Laments and Yarns. This is scouting for all of us weird kids. If you’re here on Cult of Weird right now, you’ve probably earned at least a few of these already:

  • Home Dentistry
  • Curses & Hexes
  • Grave Robbing
  • Violent Revenge
  • Cryptozoology
  • Prank Calls
  • Spirit Medium
  • Mind Control
  • Espionage
  • Money Laundering
  • Cannibalism
  • Arson
  • Mob Justice
  • Time Travel
  • Invisibility
  • Necromancy

Alternative Scouting merit badges Luke Drozd

Alternative Scouting merit badges Luke Drozd

Alternative Scouting merit badges Luke Drozd

Alternative Scouting merit badges Luke Drozd

Alternative Scouting merit badges are available to order now from the artist’s store right here.

Which badges have you already earned?

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Paul Huffman
5 years ago

Espionage, Grave Robbing, Money Laundering, Violent Revenge, lol. (Money Laundering) take it that it doesn’t mean leaving it in pockets in washing machine. LMAO.

Mari
Mari
5 years ago

His store is closed till mid March. Bummer.

Satan is God
Satan is God
5 years ago

I probably have most of them

Simsy
5 years ago

i will take the following alternative merit badges:
grave robbing
spirit medium
hexes and curses
cannibalism (if my instagram is anything to go by lol )
violent revenge

tamtam
5 years ago

I’ll take badges for prank calling, home dentistry, and money laundering. Cryptozoology is next on the list