Cult of Weird Holiday Gift Guide 2019

Stuff your stockings with this year’s Christmas atrocities! Find the perfect weird gifts for the creeps and deviants on your shopping list.

Welcome to the 6th annual exhumation of ghoulish Christmas goodies here at Cult of Weird! As is tradition, I’ve gathered a fine selection of oddities and curiosities from some of my favorite purveyors of the strange and unusual. This year’s offerings include prints by artists whose work have wormed their into my cold dead heart this year, new books examining reports of strange creatures both past and present, and handcrafted oddities.

NOTE: Many of these items are handcrafted and one-of-a-kind, so they may not be available long.

No Corpses Sticker

Whether you drive a hearse or a Prius, keep your corpses safe from body snatchers with these vinyl stickers from Dead Sled Brand.
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Miracle Elixir Hot Sauce

This hot sauce from Death-Ray Design will cure all your ailments! Garlicky Louisiana style hot sauce with a touch of snake oil.
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Mounted Octopus Tentacle

A real octopus tentacle preserved and mounted by ScientificWoman.
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Dead Inside But It’s Christmas

Nothing quite embodies the holiday feels around Cult of Weird HQ as this new Christmas sweater from Foxblood.
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Krampus Shrine Christmas Ornament

No Christmas is complete without some handmade Krampus goods by Divine Excesss.
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Forgotten English & Folklore Calendar

A 2020 daily calendar of archaic words, arcane holidays, traditions, superstitions, historical curiosities, and more.
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Heart & Brain Cookie Cutters

Add some creep to your Christmas cookies with this set of anatomical heart and brain cookie cutters from Bakerlogy.
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Skull Speaker

A wireless bluetooth speaker shaped like a human skull.
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Bone Pentagram Necklace

Handmade pewter bone star with mini skull and black Austrian crystal drop.
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Haserot Angel Night Light

A nightlight made from a 3D image of the Haserot angel monument at Lakeview cemetery in Cleveland Ohio.
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Cabinet of Curiosities Mug

Handmade enamel-coated steel mug with an original cabinet of curiosities design by The Creeping Moon.
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Glass Calavera

A stained glass hand holding a real calavera loteria card by spooky glass artist Brittany Testa.
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Spiritus Colloquium Ouija Board Game

Contact the post-living with the deluxe Spiritus Colloquium parlor board game.
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Necro Maria

Necro Maria II print by 3D artist Billelis.
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Gold Cicada

A framed gold cicada ethically sourced, preserved, and framed by The Butterfly Babe.
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Tomb Sweet Tomb

The stockings are hung by the coffin with care, and this art print by the Crafty BurrEato better be in there.
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The Lake Michigan Mothman

There have been numerous sightings of a large winged humanoid near the shores of Lake Michigan in recent years. Tobias Wayland of the Singular Fortean Society explores these encounters through the stories of the witnesses themselves and offers insight as a member of the investigative team.
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Moon Phases Wall Decor

A handmade set of wood moon phases to hang on your wall.
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Snake Globe

Rattlesnake or python wet specimens in a 5 inch glass globe with ornate base.
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Corpse Meditation

A signed art print by Landis Blair of “Corpse Meditation,” an illustration originally created for the book From Here to Eternity by Caitlin Doughty.
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Ghost in the Mirror

A hand painted resin sculpture of a Victorian ghost emerging from a mirror by Dellamorte & Co. Glows in the dark!
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Cult of Weird Goat Skull T-shirt

This is probably the first time there has been Cult of Weird swag available to indoctrinate your loved ones with for Christmas, so some shameless self promotion is in order.
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Charles Manson Mug

You just have to try a little harder to stand out from the crowd. Use code CULT to save 15% on all orders from Hammer and Bone until 12/31/2019.
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Gilded Antlion

A genuine antlion specimen (a large four winged insect similar in appearance to a dragonfly) with its wings covered in either gold or copper from Skullpturas.
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Monsters in Print

Adam Benedict, a researcher of cryptozoology and folklore over at The Pine Barrens Institute, assembled this bizarre and amazing collection of strange creature encounters printed in newspapers during the 1800s and 1900s.
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Lovecraft Bust

Handmade 1/4 scale sculpture of H.P. Lovecraft.
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Skull Necklace

Handcrafted sterling silver necklace from Leviticus Jewelry.
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Lonely Ghost

A ghost and a grave under a tree and full moon. Print by artist Laurie A. Conley.
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Triple Moon Goddess Pendant

Handmade wood pendant with woodburned moon and forest design and gemstone.
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Baphomet Statue

Who needs an elf on the shelf when you can have Baphomet! A small replica of The Satanic Temple’s controversial Baphomet monument.
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Bad Advice Butterfly

Taxidermist Jack Devaney, creator of the rabbit toaster and other strange and disturbing works, mounted these butterflies on pages of an old book teaching women “how to get a man.”
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Chocolate Anatomical Hearts

Handmade miniature chocolate anatomical hearts from Conjurer’s Kitchen.
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Krampus Decoration

Krampus art inspired by vintage holiday decor from spooky artist Meagan Meli.
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Shark Mandible Necklace

Gold-painted shark jaw and white turquoise necklace crafted by Gypsy Warrior Tribe.
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Sheep Skull

Painted and carved sheep skull from Bloodreligion.
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Gothic Bat Pillow

Red damask Victorian bat throw pillow.
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Diaphonized Eel Earrings

Diaphonized eels in test tube earrings.
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Death’s Head Moth Ouija Board

Hand painted golden death’s head moth ouija board from Pandora Witch Shop.
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Creepy Charm Bracelet

Pick your creepy charms to create a custom sterling silver bracelet from As Above.
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Original Art by Lauren Nova

“Form Follows Fractal Function” original graphite and white charcoal drawing by Lauren Nova.
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Bats Tree Skirt

Complete your creepy Christmas with a black tree skirt covered in bats.
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Idle Hands Wrapping Paper

Black wrapping paper with skeleton hands from Skelly Paper Co.
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Merry Creepmas Wrapping Paper

Merry Creepmas black Christmas wrapping paper.
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Baphomet Christmas Stocking

Hail Santa with this cheery Baphomet Christmas stocking.
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Want more books? Check out this year’s morbid must-reads.

Need more ideas?
Browse the weird holiday gift guides of Cultmas past: 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018