Satanic Panic at Hobby Lobby, Mormon Cricket Invasion, Titanic Sub Conspiracy

Happy Pink Flamingo Day!

Now on to the week’s weird news headlines:

• Why is the official bird of Madison, WI the pink plastic flamingo?
• AI did a good thing for once: Satanic panic over Hobby Lobby.
• UPDATE: The woman who woke up at her funeral…has died.
• Humans aren’t ready for an AI-saturated “post-truth world.”
• Invasion of the Mormon crickets.
• The savage bug-eating plants of New Jersey.
• End of the future: Will time ever stop?
• Octopuses are building underwater cities in the ocean near Australia.
• Plastic surgery can’t hide you from facial recognition.
• Dumb conspiracy theories abound over the missing Titanic sub.
• When Titanic sank what happened to all the dead?
• 42,000-year-old penis pendant is the earliest known depiction of human genitalia.
• The doomed SS Normandie was a floating Art Deco palace.

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