Wisconsin PhD Student Makes Vagina Yogurt

University of Wisconsin PhD student decides to explore the power of her vagina…by making yogurt.
Wisconsin student makes vagina yogurt
Up next on Cooking with Cult of Weird: Vagina Yogurt!

Whether we chose to live in denial or not, it is no secret that vaginas are full of weird things – bacteria, living organisms, the missing planes of Flight 19. Well it turns out lactobacillus, a common bacteria used to culture milk, cheese and yogurt, is also found in the vagina.

So of course someone from Wisconsin would decide to put that to use. But rather than make cheese, as you would expect, it was something much more sinister. I use that particular word because the thought of thick, drippy vagina yogurt is so much worse than vagina cheese.

In her experiment, University of Wisconsin PhD student Cecilia Westbrook used a wooden spoon to collect her ingredients, then let it ferment in a dish overnight. In the morning, she mixed it with blueberries…and ate it.

She says it tasted like Indian yogurt.

So the next obvious question is…does Indian yogurt come from vaginas?

via Mirror

Related: Scientists make cheese with human toe bacteria

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Steven
Steven
5 years ago

Who test tasted it first?

Noelle
Noelle
6 years ago

How could you possibly have enough “ingredients” in there to not only eat as breakfast, but mix with berries?!

g00d0ne
g00d0ne
6 years ago

I wonder how good she is at making bread?? That would be an interesting new Sourdough
flavor at your favorite sandwich shoppe!! 😉

Seriously?
Seriously?
6 years ago

She can fit a wooden spoon up in there?

Kikimira
Kikimira
6 years ago

Coming from the owner of a vagina… No no no no no.

Margie Lazou
6 years ago

Ugh. FFS if your pussy smells that bad that you need berries to cover it up, clean more thoroughly… goodness gracious. Disgusting.

lonelotus
lonelotus
6 years ago

That’s disgusting and hilarious at the same time.