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Morbid Valentines Day gifts

Love You to Death: Featured Oddities Morbid Valentines Edition

Who says romance isn’t dead?

This Valentine’s Day, conjure something from beyond the veil for that special someone who has your heart…in a jar.

NOTE: These items may be extremely limited in quantity or one-offs and may not be available long.

Demons Enamel Pin

You're never alone if you have demons enamel pin
You’re never alone if you have demons. Enamel pin by Ectogasm.
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Heart in a Bell Jar

Anatomical heart in a bell jar
A miniature resin anatomical “Conquered Heart” in a bell jar.
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Rose Petal Planchette

Ouija board planchette with rose petals
Handmade using an alchemical process called electroforming, this resin Ouija board planchette is adorned with a bird skull replica with peridot eyes and an amethyst cluster.
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Spooky Bears

Spooky love plush bears from KMSxCo
Love from beyond the grave. Death-positive plush Valentines bears from KMSxCo.
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Heart Throb Card

Heart Throb Valentine's Day card
Few things are as romantic as a stake through the heart.
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Skulls Print

Misfits I want your skulls print
5×7 art print featuring lyrics by the Misfits.
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My Darling Trinket Box

My Darling Valentine trinket boxes by Meagan Meli
Valentine trinket box resembling a coffin plaque. Handmade by Meagan Meli.
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Fatally Yours Morbid Chocolates

Fatally Yours morbid Valentines chocolates
Dig up these limited edition handmade Valentines goodies from Vegan Treats.
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Satan Valentine

Satan is my Valentine T-shirt
Our shriveled black hearts belong together.
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Bump in the Night

Let's go bump in the night Valentine's card
Bump in the night with that special specter with this Valentine’s Day card.
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Preserved Heart

Preserved pig heart by ScientificWoman
A preserved pig heart artfully dissected and preserved by ScientificWoman.
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Dark Victorian Valentines Candles

Dark Victorian Valentines candles by Witch City Wicks
Darkly romantic Victorian-inspired Valentine candles from Witch City Wicks.
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Morbid Valentine’s Day Gifts

Flesh is fleeting, but true love transcends the grave. Find the perfect morbid Valentine’s Day gifts for that special future corpse in your life.
Morbid Valentine's Day gifts
Unearthed in Italy in 2007, the Lovers of Valdaro have been locked in an embrace for 6,000 years.

You and that special someone you can’t live without will eventually be worm food. Putrid corpses rotting in the dank earth. In the words of the great Tom Waits, “we’re all gonna be just dirt in the ground.” Or ground up chunks of bone in a can, depending on your preference. So celebrate the here-and-now by embracing the inevitable here-after with these macabre gift ideas to make your Valentine’s Day delightfully morose.

This collection includes anatomical hearts, occult lingerie (ritualistic orgy not included), post mortem jewelry, memento mori candles, and the annual favorite – Cult of Weird printable Ouija Valentines.

Ouija Board Valentines Cards

Ouija board Valentines
Conjure some mystical spirits of love with these printable Ouija board Valentines from the Cult of Weird shop.
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Anatomical Heart Vase

anatomical-heart-vase
Handmade resin anatomical heart vase
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Dearly Departed FATALLY YOURS Gourmet Chocolate Box

Dearly Departed Fatally Yours box of chocolate
Gourmet handmade vegan chocolates in the shape of skulls, bones, fingers, scarab beetles and more. These macabre Valentine’s treats are to die for.
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Beyond the Dark Veil Post Mortem Photography

Post mortem photography
A book full of vintage post mortem and mourning photos
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Alter Orbis Hanging Skeleton Pendant

alter-orbis-skeleton-pendant
Pewter skeleton necklace
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Memento Mori Black Beeswax Heart Candles

Memento mori black heart candles
All-natural, hand-poured black beeswax heart candles with skull and crossbones from Grave Digger Candles.
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Occult Symbol Panties

Occult symbol panties
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Absinthe Witch Soap

Absinthe soap
Organic, vegan soap infused with wormwood for its healing, detoxifying properties.
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Anatomical Heart Necklace

Anatomical heart pendant necklace
Stainless steel anatomical heart pendant
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Dead Rose Coffin Bath Bomb

Dead rose coffin bath bombs
Pink coffin bath bombs topped with dead rose petals
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Demeter Funeral Home Cologne

Demeter funeral home cologne
“Funeral Home is a blend of classic white flowers including lilies, carnations, gladiolus, chrysanthemums with stems and leaves, with a hint of mahogany and oriental carpet.” And maybe notes of embalming fluid…?
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Ouija Board Printable Valentines

Love is a mystifying thing. Leave it to the spirits with these Ouija board printable valentines from Cult of Weird.
Ouija board printable valentines day cards from Cult of Weird

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Consult the mystic oracle of love

Looking for the perfect Valentine’s Day card for the occultist in your life? Move the planchette of their black and shriveled heart with these Ouija board printable valentines, now available in the official Cult of Weird shop.

These DIY printable valentines are available to download instantly after purchase. The download includes 6 2.5×3.5 inch printable, double-sided Cult of Weird Valentines in a hi-res PDF file ready to print on a 8.5×11 inch sheet of cardstock or photo paper.

See also: I want you for your brain…