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Coffee Spiders, Deadly Garden, Celestial Sausage

Yesterday morning I woke up, stumbled bleary-eyed into the kitchen to make coffee…and there was a spider in the coffee maker. I didn’t notice it until I poured the water in the reservoir, and it jumped out and came running at me. Obviously, my day was ruined. Today, it seems, is subsequently ruined, as well. Tomorrow, ruined. Next week, ruined. In fact, I don’t know if there’s any coming back from this one.

Anyway, here’s the news:

Giant spider in Locke & Key

Accurate depiction of the events in my kitchen.

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1 year ago

yeah I think I would have to buy a new coffee maker and then place it in an air tight bag after every use 😀